Someone Told Me To Go F*ck Myself Today

Someone told me to go fuck myself today.

That’s not really what they said, but that’s what they meant.

They couched it in a passive-aggressive statement — all nice-like, but ultimately turning back toward the end of their spiel, telling me something that was the complete opposite of what I wanted to hear.

That’s a problem with this generation. It will be a problem with the next one too, if that one says anything at all.