I Thought About Writing Something But Then I Realized Nobody Reads.

I thought about writing something but then I realized nobody reads, or at least they don’t go in the internet to read. They look at things, things that they need to look at, because they need a cupcake recipe or want to buy a SodaStream or can’t remember who was in that movie that one time with Kevin Bacon.

And so they go online, they take their phone from their pocket, if it is not already in their hand, keeping them company, keeping them comfortable, and they look up the thing and the thing becomes real and they…